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epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

i’m so happy that this is my only talent 

Mum and I were just reading through mine and my sisters medical history booklet from when we were born and the first comments made by the social worker at our 18 month check-ups were just the word ‘clumsy’

"Any changes made to your student finance application usually take 6 weeks to occur"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK

I go to Plymouth University in 28 days! I STILL HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE!

PRAISE THE LORD BABY JESUS ALL IS SORTED WITH 2 HOURS TO SPARE.

Note to self: ALWAYS READ THE SMALL PRINT, NO MATTER HOW SMALL THE FONT IS OR THE LOCATION OF IT IN A DOCUMENT.

THIS IS MORE STRESSFUL THAN EXAMS

slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us