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PRAISE THE LORD BABY JESUS ALL IS SORTED WITH 2 HOURS TO SPARE.

Note to self: ALWAYS READ THE SMALL PRINT, NO MATTER HOW SMALL THE FONT IS OR THE LOCATION OF IT IN A DOCUMENT.

THIS IS MORE STRESSFUL THAN EXAMS

slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

wowowowowow being in charge of holiday stuff is stressful when you’ve never been abroad without parents or teachers. WHY IS THERE ONE TINY SENTENCE IN SMALL PRINT UNDER ‘NOTES’ AT THE BACK OF THE DOCUMENT THAT IS POTENTIALLY VITAL AS TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN FLY. TAH FOR SAYING ‘THERE’S NOTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO DO’ MRS TRAVEL AGENT. YA COULD HAVE WARNED ME WHEN I ASKED.

There’s nothing like sitting in a room full of hungover friends, teachers and a priest when the priest pours the holy wine into the cup thing. There were various buckets strategically placed around the hall and many people wearing tuxedos with just boxers. Impeccable still-drunk-hymn-singing occurred. I hate to say it, buuuut: I’m going to (and do already) bloody miss 6th form!!!!!

I’M FRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE AND IT’S SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!