"Will you walk a little faster?" Said a whiting to a snail
There's a porpoise close behind us
And he's treading on my tail.
Contemplating quitting my summer job just to go and see Mumford and Sons this weekend..
But if I did that I wouldn’t be able to pay for the ticket..
Problemo…
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"ALRIGHT EUROPE, IF YOU DON’T VOTE FOR US WE ARE SO NOT LETTING YOU SEEK REFUGE WITH OUR MIGHTY POUND STERLING WHEN YOUR SHITTY CURRENCY COLLAPSES. That is all." |
| ~ (via thelexybee) |
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Thought I had magic powers earlier at work when the 12 huge plates I was reaching for just vanished.
Turns out they fell through a gaping hole in the cupboard and into the bottom of the boat (which is a holiday boat so you can’t really go down there) and smashed..
I was so scared.
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